Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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