Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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