You're completely useless in the revolution.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just invented taco cereal.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i think my cat just said my name.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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