I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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