theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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