Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
