paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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