I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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