Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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