belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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