Plan B is the new Plan A
I don't think brook has ever known best
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
