So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he shaved USA in his pubs
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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