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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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