what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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