I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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