it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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