DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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