i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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