dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think your dad took our porno
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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