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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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