Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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