im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do plants get herpes?
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