Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
