It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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