But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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