I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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