It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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