: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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