You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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