I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize
