i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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