Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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