nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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