You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
This show inspires me to have sex in space
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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