it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am spending my child support on dildos
you win again, gameday.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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