im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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