Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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