Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
3pm strippers are depressing
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
3 2 1 whiskey
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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