Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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