Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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