I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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