Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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