You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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