Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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