his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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