In the future we'll all be gay
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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