the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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