I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
this will be a night to untag.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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