he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
