So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Operation Purity has been aborted
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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