Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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