Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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