the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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