super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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